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If I were Donald J. Trump...

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If I were Donald J. Trump...

If I were an ego-maniacal wanna-be dictator who haphazardly inherited control of the most powerful population on the planet, and more than half of its members hated me, HERE'S what I would do... I'd start thinning the herd.  BEGIN TRUMP THOUGHT CHANNELING It'll be easy. Basically we just have to chop off the coastal states with the highest IQ's and education... Colorado's too stoned so they don't matter. Sessions will put most of them in prison. Ok, let's start with California. Hmm... how do we get rid of California and make it look like an accident. Or, maybe not an accident, just someone...

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